Wednesday, January 17, 2007

where is my money????

Feel like one of those people who go to hte hpousing benifit office and shout "WHERES MY FOOKIN MUNEY????" at the poor people who work behind bullet proof glass. Been anticipating and checking htat damned account every 20 mins and getting worried that perhaps there is a problem... maybe they didnt recieve my letter saying "yes! Yes godamit of course i want the money!!!" or maybe the bank stamped it hwith their arse rahter than a real rubber stamp? maybe a gready postal worker has nicked it and crossed out my name and filled in their own? bastards.

anyway on a lighter note I recently discovered the best book EVER "How to spot a bastard by his starsign". been reading Piscies at the moment and its pretty accurate seeing as Piscies males have always infiltrated my life and FUCKED IT UP!!!

Alex... I am gonna have to photocopy Sagitarious and post it to you cos its all true.

12 comments:

Alex said...
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Alex said...

Okay, as long as it isn't too bad.
I've just about had it up to here with articles in the metro that claim i'm scientifically* proven to be a loser.

*to a given value of science.

Lucy Ann Wade said...

I'm a saggy too! What does it say?

Lucy Ann Wade said...

That's short for 'sagitarius' by the way, not saying that bits of me are saggy!!!

morphean ramble said...

am not a bastard

fucking astrology, knew that masters was going to come back to bite me on the arse

Sabrina Mei-Li Smith said...

alex, it just says your thick. and picies men are bastards (excluding you Morphy), moaney, whiney and manipulative.

Lucy Ann Wade said...

Morph can be a bit whiney and he does moan a lot... :)

Sabrina Mei-Li Smith said...

hmm... maybe its true then

Alex said...

I'm having difficulty reconciling the twelve monthly categories with the fact that there is one born every minute.

Alex said...

Doesn't it normally take 6 weeks for it to be processed?

Sabrina Mei-Li Smith said...

i misread letter that said "at least 15 days for money to be in account" thought it said "max 15 days" and i bet it means working days so its a ploy for the intrest rates and banks.

meenwhile the gas might get cut off!

lastAutumn said...

Probably, you can judge a man according to astrology, but you can't be angry with him for that, as it's not his fault he is like this. Such behavior will add to your credits.